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Friday, 5 July 2013
Let's Learn Accounting !
I always explore everything in which i'm interested. I've been learning this complicated stuff for about 2 months. I didn't like something that connected with math before, but recently I don't know why accounting caught my eye. And I want to record everything that I learn here.
First, I want to explain about the basic accounting equation. The two basic elements of a business are what it owns and what it owes. We have to remember these three basic accounting "Assets, Liabilities and Equity". "Asset" are the resources a business owns. claims of those to whom the company owes money are called "Liabilities", and claims of owners are called "equity". We can express the relationship of "Asset, liabilities and Equity" like this :
ASSET = LIABILITIES + EQUITY.
this relationship is the basic accounting equation. Assets must equal the sum of liabilites and equity.
Key notes :
* Assets : The common characteristic possessed by all assets is the capacity to provide future services or benefits.
* Liabilities : are claims against assets (existing debts and obligations). Includes : "Note payable, accounts payable, wages payable, sales and real estate taxes payable"
*Equity generally consists of : Share capital-ordinary (is the term used to describe amounts paid in by shareholders for the ordinary shares they purchase), and retained earnings (determined by three items : revenue, expenses and dividends).
Let's go to the simple example : The total assets of NaMira Company are Rp.150.000.000 and its equity is Rp. 70.000.000. what is the amount its total liabilities?
answer:
ASSET = LIABILITIES + EQUITY
150.000.000 = Liabilities + 70.000.000
Liabilities = 150.000.000 - 70.000.000 = Rp. 80.000.000
Transaction 1. Investment by Shareholders.
Sarah and Mira decide to to open a computer company that they incorporate as SarahNamira Inc. on July 1, 2013, they Invest Rp.150.000.000 in cash in the business exchange for Rp.150.000.000 of ordinary shares. This transaction results in an equal increase in both assets and equity. The asset cash increases Rp. 150.000.000, as does Share Capital-Ordinary. This transaction is like this :
Transaction 2. Purchase of Equipment for Cash
SarahNamira Inc. Purchases computer equipment for Rp. 70.000.000 cash. Cash decreases Rp. 70.000.000, and the asset Equipment increases Rp. 70.000.000. The specific affect of this transaction and the cumulative effect of the first two transactions are :
First, I want to explain about the basic accounting equation. The two basic elements of a business are what it owns and what it owes. We have to remember these three basic accounting "Assets, Liabilities and Equity". "Asset" are the resources a business owns. claims of those to whom the company owes money are called "Liabilities", and claims of owners are called "equity". We can express the relationship of "Asset, liabilities and Equity" like this :
ASSET = LIABILITIES + EQUITY.
this relationship is the basic accounting equation. Assets must equal the sum of liabilites and equity.
Key notes :
* Assets : The common characteristic possessed by all assets is the capacity to provide future services or benefits.
* Liabilities : are claims against assets (existing debts and obligations). Includes : "Note payable, accounts payable, wages payable, sales and real estate taxes payable"
*Equity generally consists of : Share capital-ordinary (is the term used to describe amounts paid in by shareholders for the ordinary shares they purchase), and retained earnings (determined by three items : revenue, expenses and dividends).
Let's go to the simple example : The total assets of NaMira Company are Rp.150.000.000 and its equity is Rp. 70.000.000. what is the amount its total liabilities?
answer:
ASSET = LIABILITIES + EQUITY
150.000.000 = Liabilities + 70.000.000
Liabilities = 150.000.000 - 70.000.000 = Rp. 80.000.000
Transaction 1. Investment by Shareholders.
Sarah and Mira decide to to open a computer company that they incorporate as SarahNamira Inc. on July 1, 2013, they Invest Rp.150.000.000 in cash in the business exchange for Rp.150.000.000 of ordinary shares. This transaction results in an equal increase in both assets and equity. The asset cash increases Rp. 150.000.000, as does Share Capital-Ordinary. This transaction is like this :
Assets = Liabilities
+ Equity
Share
Share
Cash Capital
+Rp.150.000.000 = +Rp.150.000.000Transaction 2. Purchase of Equipment for Cash
SarahNamira Inc. Purchases computer equipment for Rp. 70.000.000 cash. Cash decreases Rp. 70.000.000, and the asset Equipment increases Rp. 70.000.000. The specific affect of this transaction and the cumulative effect of the first two transactions are :
Assets = Liabilities
+ Equity
Share
Share
Cash + Equipment
= Capital
+Rp.150.000.000 = +Rp.150.000.000
-Rp. 70.000.000 +Rp.70.000.000 =
Rp. 80.000.000 +Rp.
70.000.000 =
Rp. 150.000.000 = Rp.
150.000.000
Observe that total assets are still Rp.150.000.000. Share Capital- Ordinary also remains at Rp. 150.000.000, the amount of the original investment.
Hope this help! Let's learn accounting together! ;)
source : Financial Accounting IFRS Edition, Weygandt,Kimmel,Kieso.
Observe that total assets are still Rp.150.000.000. Share Capital- Ordinary also remains at Rp. 150.000.000, the amount of the original investment.
Hope this help! Let's learn accounting together! ;)
source : Financial Accounting IFRS Edition, Weygandt,Kimmel,Kieso.
Monday, 10 June 2013
EMIL UND DIE DETEKTIVE
EMIL UND DIE DETEKTIVE
Zussamenfassung
Zussamenfassung
Emil Tischbein faehrt mit dem Zug von
seiner Heimatstadt Neustadt nach Berlin, um Verwandte zu besuchen. Auf dem Weg wurde sein Geld, das seine Mutter
für die Oma gespart hatte, gestohlen. Bevor
es passiert hatte, hat ein Faehrgaste
Emil verruckte Gesichten ueber Berlin erzaehlt. Er heisst Herr Grundreis. Herr Grundreis gab Emil Schokolade, die Emil
nicht vermeiden kann. Nachdem er
Schokolade von Herrn Grundreis gegessen hat, schlief er schliesslich.
Er rattet wer der Dieb seines Geld
ist. Danach glaubt er, dass Herr
Grundreis ist der einzige Faehrgaeste in seinem Eisenbahnteil. Wenn der Zug in in Bahnhof Zoo haelt,
vervolgt Emil mit seinem Gepaeck Herr Grundreis, der Emils Geld gestohlen hat. Als der Mann aussteigt, verfolgt Emil ihn
quer durch Berlin, bis der Verdächtige in einem Café Platz nimmt. Emil wagt nicht, sich an die Polizei zu
wenden, da er daheim in Neustadt Emil wagt nicht, sich an die Polizei zu
wenden, da er daheim in Neustadt dem Denkmal des Großherzogs einen Schnurrbart
angemalt hat. Er verfolgt den Dieb mit
der Hilfe von seiner Kusine Pony Huetschen, und anderen Berliner Kindern.
Erfahrung und Meinung
Die Geschichte ,,Emil und die
Detektive" ist ein gut gelesenes Kinderbuch von Erich Kästner, dass man
sowohl als Kind oder Jugendlicher, aber auch noch als Erwachsener gut lesen
kann. Das Buch bietet genug Spannung um auch die aelteren von uns in Fragen zu bringen. Es ist ein Buch, in dem die schoenste
Elemente wie Humor, Abenteuer aber auch Freundschaft gibt und bunt gemischt werden. Besonders der Traum im Zug und die
Vorgeschichte wie Erich Kästner auf die Idee mit Emil gekommen ist hat mir
besonders gut gefallen. Erich Kästner hat so eine gute Fantasie. Ein wirklich
gutes Buch, dass ich nur weiterempfehlen kann.
Friday, 20 July 2012
Abang Mpok Depok 2012, new world, new experiences, new family!
never before in all my life had I been told that I was beautiful! neveeer!!! you know that a girl with glasses is always underestimated!! it happened since I was in senior high school (superficial indeed! -_-). An in all, this was a dramatic transformation and the only reason why I decided to join this tourism and cultural ambassador because i just wanted to train up my public speaking skills and surprisingly i was chosen to be one of Depok ambassador!! yeeey!!!! xD (just coincidence i guess :p). The first selection was so tiring... we had to face several tests such as pschycologycal test, matters of common knowledge, foreign language ability and so on. And the people who have passed the first selection had to face the main judges on the following day, and there we discussed about some issues that they have prepared for us. First time i got there it felt like my blood was boiling and would extremly jump out of my body, silly!!!! -_-. I tried to calm myself down, took a really deep breath and finally I shyly stammered my name and told them my point of view about the first issue, and after that first bloody meeting everything became much more easier xD. I tried to speak gracefully eventhough I didnt really know what I was talking about :p LOL. After waiting for more than 4 hours, they begun to announce the result, and my beating heart danced with amusement as they annouced that I was chosen to be one of the ambassador!!! xD thank God!!!
we had to be trained for about a month after the selection. We were teached how to be eloquent, how to act with a good manner in every situation, how to wear "tumpal" and "encim" (our traditional clothes), how to wear makeup and how to walk elegantly in HIGH HEELS!! I could handle all of the rules including the fact that I had to put my glasses off and wearing that sucks contact lenses -_- but high heels is not really for me (still learning how to wear it until now).
Now i'm going to explain about the matter of the clothes "tumpal". first, one of our senior, Mpok Tami started wraping tumpal around me at hip to teach us the way we should wear it. Then she raised it slightly at every turn so that it formed a tight ascending spiral. I felt like a mummy folded in a shroud -_-. "You all will get used to it", she explained. For your information, in tumpal you can't take a long strides, it's really hard to walk and I had to be taught hard to walk slowly with the grace of this clothes. but well..she was right, when the day of grand final came we looked totally different with this clothes!! Never had i been the object of such flattering attention. Undeniably it gave us more than a touch of glamour. I couldn't thank you enough, i found it perfect!! ever since I started loving this clothes!! ;)
I learned a lot from this competition, met so many great people, and found a "new family" :'>
we had to be trained for about a month after the selection. We were teached how to be eloquent, how to act with a good manner in every situation, how to wear "tumpal" and "encim" (our traditional clothes), how to wear makeup and how to walk elegantly in HIGH HEELS!! I could handle all of the rules including the fact that I had to put my glasses off and wearing that sucks contact lenses -_- but high heels is not really for me (still learning how to wear it until now).
Now i'm going to explain about the matter of the clothes "tumpal". first, one of our senior, Mpok Tami started wraping tumpal around me at hip to teach us the way we should wear it. Then she raised it slightly at every turn so that it formed a tight ascending spiral. I felt like a mummy folded in a shroud -_-. "You all will get used to it", she explained. For your information, in tumpal you can't take a long strides, it's really hard to walk and I had to be taught hard to walk slowly with the grace of this clothes. but well..she was right, when the day of grand final came we looked totally different with this clothes!! Never had i been the object of such flattering attention. Undeniably it gave us more than a touch of glamour. I couldn't thank you enough, i found it perfect!! ever since I started loving this clothes!! ;)
I learned a lot from this competition, met so many great people, and found a "new family" :'>
Sunday, 25 December 2011
Between love and sexuality...
last week, i joined a seminar about this interesting topic...Love, absurdity and sexuality...really like the way the speaker explained about this philosophical things....he said that a man and a woman complement each other physically, psychologically and spiritually. And sex is one of the way to show that they love each other.
so..could anybody tell me what is the meaning of love??? i think There is no definition of love because the word "love" can mean many different things to many different people. But there is a connection between love and sexuality..If we accept a connection between creation and sex, then the connection between Love and Sex is much more obvious...
We all know that "love" is a verb, and it means that love is an action...you should do something if you say that you "love" someone. If just by seeing him could show that your feeling that you "love" him, do it! and if you think that sex will make you get closer with someone you love, do it! but if you have a different idea about how to show your feeling, and you don't choose sex as a point, just don't! because you are the author of your life, you are the only one that have right to do what you want to do! God never said that sex is a sin, thats why he created us as a male and female...but i just want to emphasize a point that it's important to analyze and discuss the influence and impact of patriarchal religion in this issue. Our religion is very patriarchal and it display this with dominance over the female body and the preservation of her virginity. If a man has fucked a lot of women around, no one will call him a bitch. But see what will happen to a woman if she did the same damn thing??? the world will judge her as a devil bitch!
in my opinion, its not a mistake if you want to have sex before marriage..but do it save, if you don't want to have AIDS as a gift! :p haha....but well, life is about choices...maybe i've never had sex until now.. but i just want it with the right guy, the guy who respect me, who knows who i really am... I wasn't going to say that i will do it after marriage...if i found someone that i thought worhty enough to have sex with, i would! eventhough im not married yet..and it doesnt mean that i dont believe in God.. i do believe in God, my religion...but i just don't like the way our institution manipulate this thing with its patriarchal rules...a woman has to stay virgin while a man doesn't have to...
But still you also have to think about your own personal values and feelings. For me no matter what my feelings on sex are, it may be nice to wait until something "feels right", and there are other ways (if you are not ready yet for it), to feel physically close without having sex, right?? :)
so..could anybody tell me what is the meaning of love??? i think There is no definition of love because the word "love" can mean many different things to many different people. But there is a connection between love and sexuality..If we accept a connection between creation and sex, then the connection between Love and Sex is much more obvious...
We all know that "love" is a verb, and it means that love is an action...you should do something if you say that you "love" someone. If just by seeing him could show that your feeling that you "love" him, do it! and if you think that sex will make you get closer with someone you love, do it! but if you have a different idea about how to show your feeling, and you don't choose sex as a point, just don't! because you are the author of your life, you are the only one that have right to do what you want to do! God never said that sex is a sin, thats why he created us as a male and female...but i just want to emphasize a point that it's important to analyze and discuss the influence and impact of patriarchal religion in this issue. Our religion is very patriarchal and it display this with dominance over the female body and the preservation of her virginity. If a man has fucked a lot of women around, no one will call him a bitch. But see what will happen to a woman if she did the same damn thing??? the world will judge her as a devil bitch!
in my opinion, its not a mistake if you want to have sex before marriage..but do it save, if you don't want to have AIDS as a gift! :p haha....but well, life is about choices...maybe i've never had sex until now.. but i just want it with the right guy, the guy who respect me, who knows who i really am... I wasn't going to say that i will do it after marriage...if i found someone that i thought worhty enough to have sex with, i would! eventhough im not married yet..and it doesnt mean that i dont believe in God.. i do believe in God, my religion...but i just don't like the way our institution manipulate this thing with its patriarchal rules...a woman has to stay virgin while a man doesn't have to...
But still you also have to think about your own personal values and feelings. For me no matter what my feelings on sex are, it may be nice to wait until something "feels right", and there are other ways (if you are not ready yet for it), to feel physically close without having sex, right?? :)
Monday, 12 December 2011
Romantis yaaaah...-___-'
Percakapan romantis antara gw dan si dia pagi ini :
Gw : yank, kamu masih enggak enak badan?
Pacar : „enggak kok…kan obatnya kamuu…”
Gw : #senyum- senyum sendiri# „kamu gombal ih!“ (padahal seneng gw digombalin :p)
Pacar :“ loh..kok gombal??? Emang kamu kaya obat kan yaank??“
Gw :“kaya obat??? Oooh...maksud kamu aku bulet kaya obat?“ #emosi
Pacar :“ bukan itu sayang maksudnya...^^”
Gw : #nyengir kuda lagi sambil gigit hape saking senengnya# „terus maksud kamu apa?“
#colek- colek meja karena enggak ada yang dicolek enggak sabar nunggu balesan sms#
Pacar : maksud aku..kamu pait yank kayak obat puyeer….
Gw : @#$%#&@#(@# *gigit gelas*
Sunday, 11 December 2011
Belajar dari Upil
Gw terinspirasi menulis tentang si upil ini akibat percakapan bodoh diatas dengan para oges di twitter baru- baru ini. Dimulai dari pembicaraan mengenai sebuah judul di Koran online mengenai kasus pembekukan warga yang sedang bepesta ganja, dan diakhiri dengan obrolan tidak jelas maksudnya mengenai “pesta upil” menyedihkan memang para oges itu…
trisusilaw @Vili1203 @miranamira party belom mulai lo udah bobok. Party selesai lo baru bangun -_- haha
si oges ini semakin enggak nyambung---> Vili1203 @trisusilaw @miranamira haha iya juga siih... emang kalian mau party apa?
Doi masih nanya MAU PARTY APA??? Whaaaat the zonky! -_- viil, bangun viiil…..jelas- jelas si susi bercanda mau party ganja!
rahrahmie lo mah biasa mabok upil sih ya :p RT @Vili1203 @trisusilaw @rahrahmie @miranamira yah ko lem? g enak su... gmana kalo ,mabok coklat?? Nyammy
rahrahmie RT @trisusilaw: @rahrahmie @Vili1203 @miranamira upilnya ogez dikumpul kan lumayan banyak :9
trisusilaw Inalillahi... RT @miranamira: upil gw mahaal...RT trisusilaw: @rahrahmie @Vili1203 @miranamira hahaha mabok lem masih mending ya modal
Upil yang protes namanya di bawa-bawa ---> uphillar Ada apa ini upal upil,bawa2 nama gwRT @trisusilaw: Inalillahi... RT @miranamira: upil gw mahaal...RT trisusilaw: @rahrahmie @Vili1203
American : Ewww… what are you doing?
Indonesian : Ngupil.
American : What's that?
Indonesian : #hening sejenak bingung# mmmm....cleaning your nose?
Dari percakapan enggak penting di atas, kita seharusnya bersukur berbahasa ibu bahasa Indonesia yang kaya akan kosakata yang kadang suka enggak penting…
Susi memulai obrolan seputar pesta ganja dari judul sebuah Koran online.
trisusilaw Yah ga jadi party nih kita @miranamira @rahrahmie :p RT @detikcom: 50 Kg Ganja untuk Pesta Tahun Baru Disita Polri http://t.co/k68ORuAp
miranamira yaah..gimana dong?? Nyimeng dimana ini??hahaha...:p RT @trisusilaw: Yah ga jadi party nih kita @miranamira ... (cont) http://t.co/tKhFF5Es
kemudian, villi si pelor (nempel molor) mencoba mengkonesikan obrolan ini dengan otaknya yang setengah sadar.
trisusilaw @Vili1203 @miranamira party belom mulai lo udah bobok. Party selesai lo baru bangun -_- haha
si oges ini semakin enggak nyambung---> Vili1203 @trisusilaw @miranamira haha iya juga siih... emang kalian mau party apa?
Doi masih nanya MAU PARTY APA??? Whaaaat the zonky! -_- viil, bangun viiil…..jelas- jelas si susi bercanda mau party ganja!
trisusilaw @Vili1203 @miranamira party ini pil → @detikcom: 50 Kg Ganja untuk Pesta Tahun Baru Disita Polri http://t.co/k68ORuAp
rahrahmie Biasa jg party pake susu ultra -__- T @trisusilaw: Yah ga jadi party nih kita @miranamira @rahrahmie :p RT ... http://t.co/B2W3jHC
trisusilaw @rahrahmie @miranamira @Vili1203 party sambil mabok lem :p
rahrahmie lo mah biasa mabok upil sih ya :p RT @Vili1203 @trisusilaw @rahrahmie @miranamira yah ko lem? g enak su... gmana kalo ,mabok coklat?? Nyammy
trisusilaw @rahrahmie @Vili1203 @miranamira hahaha mabok lem masih mending ya modal dikit. Mabok upil kan gratisan -____-
Vili1203 @trisusilaw @rahrahmie @miranamira ihhhh kalian jorok ihhh gw jadi eneg
rahrahmie RT @trisusilaw: @rahrahmie @Vili1203 @miranamira upilnya ogez dikumpul kan lumayan banyak :9
miranamira upil gw mahaal...RT @trisusilaw: @rahrahmie @Vili1203 @miranamira hahaha mabok lem masih mending ya modal ... (cont) http://t.co/XP4ULV2R
Vili1203 @miranamira @trisusilaw @rahrahmie gak ada juga yang mau upil u mirrr hiiiiiyyy haha
trisusilaw Inalillahi... RT @miranamira: upil gw mahaal...RT trisusilaw: @rahrahmie @Vili1203 @miranamira hahaha mabok lem masih mending ya modal
trisusilaw Bakarnya di dapur kosan RT @miranamira: gimana kalo pesta upil panggang?? Kaya barbequean gitu..:3 RT @rahrahmie @Vili1203
miranamira yasalam...TL gw penuh dengan upil -,- RT @trisusilaw: Inalillahi... RT @miranamira: upil gw mahaal...RT ... (cont) http://t.co/ck0iAvNQ
trisusilaw @Vili1203 @miranamira @rahrahmie udah ah udahan, mau ngupil dulu. Salam UPIL!
miranamira brb bersaing dgn susi berburu upil...RT @trisusilaw: @Vili1203 @miranamira @rahrahmie udah ah udahan, mau ngupil dulu. Salam UPIL!
Dan akhirnya percakapan tolol ini diakhiri akibat protes dari “upil” .
Upil yang protes namanya di bawa-bawa ---> uphillar Ada apa ini upal upil,bawa2 nama gwRT @trisusilaw: Inalillahi... RT @miranamira: upil gw mahaal...RT trisusilaw: @rahrahmie @Vili1203
tapi setelah obrolan enggak penting itu, gw mendapat wejangan bahwa gw harus mencari tahu tentang si kecil yang menggelikan itu (baca : menjijikkan). Akhirnya antara sadar dan enggak sadar, entah bego enggak ada kerjaan dan rasa penasaran yang lumayan menghawatirkan, googlinglah gw…. Daaaan…dari sanalah gw berkesimpulan bahwa bahasa Indonesia adalah bahasa yang praktis dan unik. Dari sekian banyak bahasa, tidak ditemukan pengertian yang cukup menjelaskan si upil ini dengan satu kata saja sepertia bahasa kita. Yang gw temukan malah percakapan bego antara orang Indonesia dan orang amerika di bawah ini :
American : Ewww… what are you doing?
Indonesian : Ngupil.
American : What's that?
Indonesian : #hening sejenak bingung# mmmm....cleaning your nose?
Dari percakapan enggak penting di atas, kita seharusnya bersukur berbahasa ibu bahasa Indonesia yang kaya akan kosakata yang kadang suka enggak penting…
Well…berbicara soal si upil ini, ada beberapa hal yang bisa kita pelajari dari prinsip hidup upil yang enggak mengenal perbedaan dan mengajarkan kita tentang persatuan dan integrasi. Enggak percaya? Coba renungkan.. Dari hidung sexy nya Tobey Maguire sampai hidung sule yang agak abstrak bentuknya , upil enggak sombong…enggak pernah pilih- pilih tempat hidupnya…. Semua hidung dianggap sama. Yang beda itu Cuma kulit luarnya aja.. dan bentuknya pun sama.. enggak ada istilah yang namanya Tobey Maguire upilnya emas atau berlian…semua sama kecil dan menggemaskan…hueeeks…#jijik sendiri gw jadinya -_-#
Selain itu, si upil ini juga pantang menyerah. Kenapa gw bilang pantang menyerah? Karena si upil ini tak gentar walau ancaman tangan- tangan jahil manusia mencoba merenggut kehidupannya #halaah# , si upil tetap tegar, tumbuh dan tumbuh tanpa mengeluh walaupun sudah beberapa kali dimusnahkan oleh tangan manusia yang enggak ada kerjaan selain ngupil. Kita juga harus bisa seperti si upil ini, meskipun badai menghadang, cobaan tak henti datang, kita harus tetap bangkit, jangan menyerah dan fokus ke arah tujuan kita teman- teman! Merdekaaaa!!!! Hidup upiiil!!!!
Ps : kenapa kita sangat bersemangat pada saat ngupil?? Karena upil itu kaya lotre, semakin kita belum bisa mendapatkan si upil yang nyempil di bagian dalam hidung kita, kita akan terus berusaha menggali keberuntungan kita mendapatkan si upil ini...(maaf enggak penting) #exit...
Saturday, 26 November 2011
hidup itu pilihan!!! *galau version*
hidup itu pilihan,..lo harus rela ngorbanin salah satu buat ngedapetin sesuatu yang lain....
tapi salah ya kalau gw pengen serius ngejar cita- cita gw dulu?? gw enggak milih buat ninggalin dia kok... tadinya gw pikir, emang gw jahat, gw cuek, ga bisa perhatian sama dia...dia selalu nuntut waktu banyak,okee..gw pikir dengan ngejauh dan "ninggalin" dia sampe gw bisa sukses, semua pasti beres...ternyata emang enggak bisa...
gw harus rela ngelepasin dia...semua emang salah gw! gw terlalu ambisius...tapi, yang gw enggak habis pikir, kenapa cepet banget dia ngelupain gw? bahkan sebelum kita putuspun dia udah jadian sama orang lain!!! sumpah itu sakit banget! gw sayang banget sama dia...sayaaang banget! rasanya berat buat ngadepin kenyataan kalau hatinya sekarang bukan disini lagi sama gw....janji cuma tinggal janji...
tapi enggak apa- apa...gw bisa kok sendirian...mungkin tiga tahun itu enggak akan bisa diganti sama tiga tahun yang lain....tapi yang jelas, gw harus bangkit...merhatiin dia dari jauh dan tau dia udah bahagia sekarang, udah cukup...
gw enggak akan berusaha buka hati buat orang lain juga...
dia udah bahagia ...enggak ada alasan lagi buat gw sedih (seharusnya)....
selama gw tau kabarnya udah sangat lebih dari cukup...
yah,,,sekarang gw sangat sadar kalau hidup itu emang pilihan...pilih salah satu, dan relakan yang lain....
sekarang gw udah mantap sama pilihan gw harus jadi orang sukses...jadi, ayo lakukan mir! jangan loyoo...lo udah mengorbankan hati lo..jadi jangan setengah- setengah! keep doing your best, you're gonna walk on, gonna make it happen!! ;)
ayooo semangat miraaaa!!! nanti pas kita ketemu lagi, gw mau dengan bangga dia akan bilang "dia pernah jadi bagian hidup gw" .....
tapi salah ya kalau gw pengen serius ngejar cita- cita gw dulu?? gw enggak milih buat ninggalin dia kok... tadinya gw pikir, emang gw jahat, gw cuek, ga bisa perhatian sama dia...dia selalu nuntut waktu banyak,okee..gw pikir dengan ngejauh dan "ninggalin" dia sampe gw bisa sukses, semua pasti beres...ternyata emang enggak bisa...
gw harus rela ngelepasin dia...semua emang salah gw! gw terlalu ambisius...tapi, yang gw enggak habis pikir, kenapa cepet banget dia ngelupain gw? bahkan sebelum kita putuspun dia udah jadian sama orang lain!!! sumpah itu sakit banget! gw sayang banget sama dia...sayaaang banget! rasanya berat buat ngadepin kenyataan kalau hatinya sekarang bukan disini lagi sama gw....janji cuma tinggal janji...
tapi enggak apa- apa...gw bisa kok sendirian...mungkin tiga tahun itu enggak akan bisa diganti sama tiga tahun yang lain....tapi yang jelas, gw harus bangkit...merhatiin dia dari jauh dan tau dia udah bahagia sekarang, udah cukup...
gw enggak akan berusaha buka hati buat orang lain juga...
dia udah bahagia ...enggak ada alasan lagi buat gw sedih (seharusnya)....
selama gw tau kabarnya udah sangat lebih dari cukup...
yah,,,sekarang gw sangat sadar kalau hidup itu emang pilihan...pilih salah satu, dan relakan yang lain....
sekarang gw udah mantap sama pilihan gw harus jadi orang sukses...jadi, ayo lakukan mir! jangan loyoo...lo udah mengorbankan hati lo..jadi jangan setengah- setengah! keep doing your best, you're gonna walk on, gonna make it happen!! ;)
ayooo semangat miraaaa!!! nanti pas kita ketemu lagi, gw mau dengan bangga dia akan bilang "dia pernah jadi bagian hidup gw" .....
Friday, 11 November 2011
Multikulti = integration = Asimilation ?
Deutschland ist ein grosses Land mit vielen Auslaendern. Stuttgart, Frankfurt am Main, Nuernberg, Ausburg, Muenchen, Duesseldorf, Koeln, Wuppertal, Bonn und Dortmund sind die Staedte mit dem hoechsten Anteil von Migranten. Am hoechsten ist die Stadt Stuttgart mit 41% Migranten, die von verschiedenen Kulturen sind.
Im Kontakt mit Angehoerigen anderer Kulturen treten des oefteren Missverstaendnisse auf. Deshalb mussen wir wissen was eigentlich multikulturelles Leben und Integration bedeuten. Integration bedeutet beibehalten der Kulturen Indentitaet der Gruppe mit dem gleichzeitigen bestreben, mit den anderen Gruppen zu kommunizieren und engere Kontakte aufzubauen. Wenn man die Bedeutung der Integration richtig versteht, kann man naturlich im Multikulturelles Leben verwirklichen. Multikulti ist die Situation wo jeder Mensch in einem Land oder in einer Stadt "Miteinander" leben kann. das beweisst dass sie die Anderen respektieren, und mit ihnen umgehen. Jeder Mensch hat das Recht auf eine eigene Meinung, Religionsfreiheit, und Gewissensfreiheit. Aber wir mussen auch beachten dass unsere Freiheit die Anderen nicht stoeren darf.
Hier in Indonesien sind die Bewoehner auch von verschiedenen Kulturen und Religionen. das ist auch nicht ohne Konflikt. Zum Beispiel in Jakarta gibt es viele Konflikte wegen der verschiedenen Kulturen, weil die Bewoehner in Jakarta aus verschiedenen Staedten kommen. Was fuer mich wichtig in diesem Konflikt ist, dass wir noch nicht die richtige Asimilation machen. Asimilation bedeutet Aufbau von positiven Beziehungen zu einer anderen sozialen Gruppe.
Saturday, 22 October 2011
#Menggalau#
The Single Goddess Mantra
I am unique and individual.I am constantly growing and discovering myself
and the world around me.
I respect myself, as I respect others.
I will only partake in healthy relationships.
I find contentment from within,
whether I am in a relationship or not.
When I do love, I love fully and completely,
and expect nothing but the same in return.
taken from : http://www.singlegoddess.com/
There are some aspects of single life that might,...maybe a woman has ever loved a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for the best one...;)
just wait in time.........................
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
Prostitution around us
i don't know why i really wanted to write about this controversial topic. But it's really interesting to see the differences between one culture to another. Here in Indonesia, there is also prostitution issue. But, you know it's forbidden. Prostitution we see in both sexes but women are in major percentage. In many cases theres maybe someone who force them for this due to economic reasons and many cases found that girls are lured to this profession by employment agencies promising to get good employment...
prostitution is illegal in many countries including ours, but let's see what happened in Netherlands...
i think everybody has known about the place called "Red light District". there you can "rent" a woman for doing some sexual jobs with variety price. Beside prostitution is legal in Netherlands, it has been defined as a form of work.
prostitution is illegal in many countries including ours, but let's see what happened in Netherlands...
i think everybody has known about the place called "Red light District". there you can "rent" a woman for doing some sexual jobs with variety price. Beside prostitution is legal in Netherlands, it has been defined as a form of work.
i have a friend from holland who told me about this. He said that women who work in this area have to pay tax for this job too. It means that they are concidered have a "normal job" because everyone who works in any major there, has to pay many taxes. The amount of tax that they have to pay depends on the amount of the income that they earn.
still for me, prostitution is a situation where men give women to an image of being a sexual object, men just want to statisfy their own fantasies through prostitution. I said this because a friend of mine showed me about a site and there were a lot of woman who promoted a great number of capabilities in doing sexual stuff with different prices. how sad they are!! Women have historically been (and maybe still are) victims of both direct and subtle forms of male oppression.
but for me, a kind of women like this choose their life to be a victim. They just show up that they are "weak" everytime! i know...there is nobody who wants to be a "whore" inside. Have a strength inside girls! thats the point!!!...you can be better than just to be whore!! By learning who you are, and discovering who you want to be, you can be YOU!
still for me, prostitution is a situation where men give women to an image of being a sexual object, men just want to statisfy their own fantasies through prostitution. I said this because a friend of mine showed me about a site and there were a lot of woman who promoted a great number of capabilities in doing sexual stuff with different prices. how sad they are!! Women have historically been (and maybe still are) victims of both direct and subtle forms of male oppression.
but for me, a kind of women like this choose their life to be a victim. They just show up that they are "weak" everytime! i know...there is nobody who wants to be a "whore" inside. Have a strength inside girls! thats the point!!!...you can be better than just to be whore!! By learning who you are, and discovering who you want to be, you can be YOU!
you don't have to be "strong", because a strong woman ussually won't let anyone get the best of her...but just be a woman of strength that always gives the best of her to everyone..:)
SPIRIT!!! XD
SPIRIT!!! XD
Monday, 17 October 2011
women DON'T envy a PENIS!
i've just remembered about freudian theory that said women desire a penis....i laughed a little when the first time i read about this...:p but well he had some reasons why he declared that idea. he said that the girl employs the defence mechanism of displacement to shift the object of her sexual desires from her father to men in general. wooow...it's just sounds like men are the most perfect creatures in the world and worthy to be followed! lol
in fact...women are worthier...:p (sorry guys, but we (women) are better observant and always draw conclusions from every single thing that you guys always ignore...:p) no..no...just kidding..we have the same chances, the same feeling, the same intellegence and of course equal right..:) we just psychally different...
Freud himself admitted that his understanding of women was limited...:p so, you have to understand a woman first before judging them lower guys..
basically, women are not analytical (i said this thing because it happend to me, im not good at analyzing something) it means that women need men to do this area..(but still you guys need women more than women need you :p) haha...
Of course, men and women still need each other for much more than some of the practical services that they are finding elsewhere.
I do agree that discussing as well as acting skillfully in the side of the differences between men and women can be difficult...
the point is..for me "womb envy" theory from Karen Horney in which men experience feelings of inferiority because they cannot give birth to children make more sense than "penis envy"
sooo...i think women never envy a penis....:p
in fact...women are worthier...:p (sorry guys, but we (women) are better observant and always draw conclusions from every single thing that you guys always ignore...:p) no..no...just kidding..we have the same chances, the same feeling, the same intellegence and of course equal right..:) we just psychally different...
Freud himself admitted that his understanding of women was limited...:p so, you have to understand a woman first before judging them lower guys..
basically, women are not analytical (i said this thing because it happend to me, im not good at analyzing something) it means that women need men to do this area..(but still you guys need women more than women need you :p) haha...
Of course, men and women still need each other for much more than some of the practical services that they are finding elsewhere.
I do agree that discussing as well as acting skillfully in the side of the differences between men and women can be difficult...
the point is..for me "womb envy" theory from Karen Horney in which men experience feelings of inferiority because they cannot give birth to children make more sense than "penis envy"
sooo...i think women never envy a penis....:p
Thursday, 2 June 2011
kutu....yes, they are! :')
well...i miss them all..three of these "kutu" are my bestie when i was in senior high school...;)
we are absolutely diferent! Chika "a super star wanna be" was my first friend in that weirdo school...haha...
we begin our friendship when the first week of our classes and she smiled at me, so i came to her, held out my hand and introduce myself. She smiled again and stretched her hand out to take mine and a friendship was formed..;) first time i knew her, she was a bit shy and reserved.. but..jreng...jrengg! as time goes by...
she never stop talking about everything, she is an incessant talker....-___- fiuuuuhhhh...
but now..she makes us proud and become stewardess....:')
another crazy mate that i found is Penny...she was also my classmate..she is extremely boyish though, dresses like a guy, talks like a guy,.thats why sometimes we forget that she's even a girl..:p she was not a big talker, but sometimes she could not be calm...japanese is language that she love the most! i cant imagine when someday she come to us with her harajuku hair-styled and scream in every place..-__-
but i believe she can be a cute nice little teacher for her students...:)
the last is Dina..she was from another class, she was the most popular girl in school...every boy knew her! she is also crazy about fashion...her big dream is to be a lawyer.. but she was seldom stubborn and bad tempered..be careful if she is in a black mood, she will bite you for sure! hahaha....kidding! :p
there were so many things that i've done with them...and now i miss that moment..:')
we are absolutely diferent! Chika "a super star wanna be" was my first friend in that weirdo school...haha...
we begin our friendship when the first week of our classes and she smiled at me, so i came to her, held out my hand and introduce myself. She smiled again and stretched her hand out to take mine and a friendship was formed..;) first time i knew her, she was a bit shy and reserved.. but..jreng...jrengg! as time goes by...
she never stop talking about everything, she is an incessant talker....-___- fiuuuuhhhh...
but now..she makes us proud and become stewardess....:')
another crazy mate that i found is Penny...she was also my classmate..she is extremely boyish though, dresses like a guy, talks like a guy,.thats why sometimes we forget that she's even a girl..:p she was not a big talker, but sometimes she could not be calm...japanese is language that she love the most! i cant imagine when someday she come to us with her harajuku hair-styled and scream in every place..-__-
but i believe she can be a cute nice little teacher for her students...:)
the last is Dina..she was from another class, she was the most popular girl in school...every boy knew her! she is also crazy about fashion...her big dream is to be a lawyer.. but she was seldom stubborn and bad tempered..be careful if she is in a black mood, she will bite you for sure! hahaha....kidding! :p
there were so many things that i've done with them...and now i miss that moment..:')
Sunday, 8 May 2011
Thank God for this precious life..:')
i felt pissed off from my life and something puts me down..i had negative thought all around....
my family was destroyed....i didn't believe in anyone anymore!
i didnt care about all the things that happened...the only things that was on my mind "God was not fair!"
i hated everybody who smiled at me!
i destroyed my life.... i didn't want to do anything... didn't want to study anymore...i didnt know how to live my life... i just wanted to be alone........
but now i realize that life is too short to grumble.... i have to wake up...i have to do something...
thank God, my family back slowly.....;)
my big mistake is never thanked him for all he has given to me without being asked for...really sorry....
when i open my eyes....my friends, my family are always gonna be there for me...
My aim of writing this was to share and wake up all those who are surrounded with negative thoughts or considers life to be a burden....:)
Andi my bestie...thanks for everything that you did....thanks for giving me your "wings"..hehe
and for my lovely friend Mrs.X, keep spirit! life is too short to grumble honey....;)
Thank God for this precious life....:')
my family was destroyed....i didn't believe in anyone anymore!
i didnt care about all the things that happened...the only things that was on my mind "God was not fair!"
i hated everybody who smiled at me!
i destroyed my life.... i didn't want to do anything... didn't want to study anymore...i didnt know how to live my life... i just wanted to be alone........
but now i realize that life is too short to grumble.... i have to wake up...i have to do something...
thank God, my family back slowly.....;)
my big mistake is never thanked him for all he has given to me without being asked for...really sorry....
when i open my eyes....my friends, my family are always gonna be there for me...
My aim of writing this was to share and wake up all those who are surrounded with negative thoughts or considers life to be a burden....:)
Andi my bestie...thanks for everything that you did....thanks for giving me your "wings"..hehe
and for my lovely friend Mrs.X, keep spirit! life is too short to grumble honey....;)
Thank God for this precious life....:')
Saturday, 23 April 2011
Lots of love and wishes...get ready for the wedding! ;) yeey..selamat buat uni Linda dan ka Anto
" Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end"
having someone beside us is the greatest moment ever.... but it is not simple as its sound...more than having someone to hug or to laugh with....but it is about having someone who will always gonna be there for you...
im terribly sorry that im not able to attend your special day....
I wish you both happiness...;)
You have chosen each other above all the rest
May you always fill each others lives with love.
Congratulations!
having someone beside us is the greatest moment ever.... but it is not simple as its sound...more than having someone to hug or to laugh with....but it is about having someone who will always gonna be there for you...
im terribly sorry that im not able to attend your special day....
I wish you both happiness...;)
You have chosen each other above all the rest
May you always fill each others lives with love.
Congratulations!
Cheers! ;)
Internet als Zukunft der Zeitung
Information ist wichtig fuer uns. Wir brauchen sie wenn wir auf dieser Welt bleiben. Die Welt hat durch den neuen Technologen stark veraendert, deshalb brauchen wir viele Informationen um unser Leben zu verbessern. Frueher war die Zeitung eine wichtige Dinge, aber heutzutage gibt es doch elektronischen Medien, die wir benutzen koennen um die Information zu bekommen. Also, ich glaube brauchen wir keine Zeitung mehr. Ich habe drei Gruende warum ich das sage.
Die erste ist, die Zeitungen informieren manchmal nicht, sondern sie betreiben Volks-Beeinflussung und Hirnwäsche. Ich lese gern alle informationen im Internet. In dem gibt es viele aktuelle Nachrichten von verschiedenen Autoren, die verschiedene Perspektive haben. Deshalb kann ich nicht von einer Perspektive beeinflusst werden.
Zeitung lesen braucht mindesten eine Stunde oder mehr pro Tag, weil die wichtige Informationen nur sehr wenig sind und es gibt auch viele unwichtige Dinge, deswegen muss man erst Waehlen ob die Informationen wichtig oder nicht sind. Ich personlich habe keine Zeit um die Zeitung zu lesen. Ich muss jeden Tag viele Aufgaben machen, die Lektion vorbereiten, und sogar habe ich keine Zeit fuer die Organisation. Deshalb lese ich gern alles im Internet von meiner Handy. Mehr praktischer als die Zeitung!
Die letze ist, Zeitung benutz viele Papiere von den Bauemen und ich weiss nicht wie viele Wälder, die zerstoert werden. Bäume sind die Lunge der Natur, deshalb soll man mit Papier sparen. Heute gibt es auch “online Zeitung,, die keine Papier benutzen. Mit der Entwicklung der Computertechnik wurde das „papierlose welt” vorausgesagt. Ich glaube in 10 Jahre braucht man keine “traditionelle Zeitung,, mehr.
Mir ist es klar dass Medien fuer uns sehr wichtig ist. Natuerlich brauche ich Medien um die Information zu bekommen . Aber meine Frage “ Wozu brauchen wir noch andere Medien wenn wir das Internet haben?” Oder einfach gesagt mit dem Internet koennen wir die Welt sehen.
Die erste ist, die Zeitungen informieren manchmal nicht, sondern sie betreiben Volks-Beeinflussung und Hirnwäsche. Ich lese gern alle informationen im Internet. In dem gibt es viele aktuelle Nachrichten von verschiedenen Autoren, die verschiedene Perspektive haben. Deshalb kann ich nicht von einer Perspektive beeinflusst werden.
Zeitung lesen braucht mindesten eine Stunde oder mehr pro Tag, weil die wichtige Informationen nur sehr wenig sind und es gibt auch viele unwichtige Dinge, deswegen muss man erst Waehlen ob die Informationen wichtig oder nicht sind. Ich personlich habe keine Zeit um die Zeitung zu lesen. Ich muss jeden Tag viele Aufgaben machen, die Lektion vorbereiten, und sogar habe ich keine Zeit fuer die Organisation. Deshalb lese ich gern alles im Internet von meiner Handy. Mehr praktischer als die Zeitung!
Die letze ist, Zeitung benutz viele Papiere von den Bauemen und ich weiss nicht wie viele Wälder, die zerstoert werden. Bäume sind die Lunge der Natur, deshalb soll man mit Papier sparen. Heute gibt es auch “online Zeitung,, die keine Papier benutzen. Mit der Entwicklung der Computertechnik wurde das „papierlose welt” vorausgesagt. Ich glaube in 10 Jahre braucht man keine “traditionelle Zeitung,, mehr.
Mir ist es klar dass Medien fuer uns sehr wichtig ist. Natuerlich brauche ich Medien um die Information zu bekommen . Aber meine Frage “ Wozu brauchen wir noch andere Medien wenn wir das Internet haben?” Oder einfach gesagt mit dem Internet koennen wir die Welt sehen.
Friday, 4 March 2011
para oges dan pasangannya...;)
ka reni, tetua para oges, mengalami gangguan pasca hubungan jangka panjang yang diakibatkan oleh kecemburuan yang tidak beralasan. Akibat tidak mengangkat HP nya yang di telp selama 37 kali, marahlah sang pangeran.....ka reni menjadi tersangka dengan tuduhan mempunyai PIL alias pria idaman lain...ribet emang kalo punya pacar dengan tingkat posesivitas yang kelewat batas...*jadi curhat kan gw..__-* serba salah jadinya....mau bohong salah, nanti kalo ketauan marah- marah....jujurpun bukan pilihan karena pasti diomelin juga....binguung.....padahal ka Reni tidak melakukan tindak kejahatan yang akan mengancam kelangsungan hubungan pasangan yang sudah berjalan selama 4 tahun itu!! dia hanya bersenang- senang dengan para oges yang lain, karena emang oges- oges ini enggak punya kerjaan selain kuliah dan ngegosipin ibu kosan....apa mungkin pacar ka Reni itu ketakutan kalau pacarnya yang sudah cacat mentalnya bermain dengan para cacat mental yang lainnya akan memperburuk kondisi otak dan mentalngya yang sudah rusak itu??? bisa jadi....
lain halnya dengan Micin yang selalu terlihat adem ayem bersama pacar tercintanya, kemana- mana berdua, mau pergi kesana kesini boleh- boleh aja, mau jungkir balik sok mangga bae, mau guling- gulingan di tanah silahkan...mau selingkuh???? boleh....*sambil bawa bom buat ngebom kosan*
beralih ke tante Amel dan pacarnya, bayangkan saja Mami Sela dan Papi Karyo (suami- suami takut istri), begitulah kira- kira hubungan mereka....
meskipun predikat jomblo sudah tidak melekat pada Mide, tapi gw tidak bisa menceritakan kisah cinta si oges ini, karena wujud pasangannya yang abstrak dan kasat mata *enggak pernah keliatan* mau sok- sokan jadi anak muda lagi kaliiiii,... backstreet ceritanya....
berhubung yang udah laku cuma segitu, jadi cerita romantisnya segitu aja.....buat yang jomblo jangan mupeng...coba perbaiki dulu otak kalian yang syaraf nya udah geser parah itu ya nak, coba di lap ingusnya, jangan males mandinya,biar cepet dapet pacar.....okee???
*gw sebagai yang paling normal disini,memiliki misi dan tugas untuk membimbing para oges yang kadang ileran dan ingusan itu kearah yang baik....SEMANGAT!!!!*
lain halnya dengan Micin yang selalu terlihat adem ayem bersama pacar tercintanya, kemana- mana berdua, mau pergi kesana kesini boleh- boleh aja, mau jungkir balik sok mangga bae, mau guling- gulingan di tanah silahkan...mau selingkuh???? boleh....*sambil bawa bom buat ngebom kosan*
beralih ke tante Amel dan pacarnya, bayangkan saja Mami Sela dan Papi Karyo (suami- suami takut istri), begitulah kira- kira hubungan mereka....
meskipun predikat jomblo sudah tidak melekat pada Mide, tapi gw tidak bisa menceritakan kisah cinta si oges ini, karena wujud pasangannya yang abstrak dan kasat mata *enggak pernah keliatan* mau sok- sokan jadi anak muda lagi kaliiiii,... backstreet ceritanya....
berhubung yang udah laku cuma segitu, jadi cerita romantisnya segitu aja.....buat yang jomblo jangan mupeng...coba perbaiki dulu otak kalian yang syaraf nya udah geser parah itu ya nak, coba di lap ingusnya, jangan males mandinya,biar cepet dapet pacar.....okee???
*gw sebagai yang paling normal disini,memiliki misi dan tugas untuk membimbing para oges yang kadang ileran dan ingusan itu kearah yang baik....SEMANGAT!!!!*
Thursday, 3 March 2011
puri utami in action...
hari ini para oges pemotretan,..., janjinya jam 7 udah pada berangkat dari kosan.....tapiiiiiiiiiiii....karena kami adalah bangsa Indonesia yang sesungguhnya, ngaretlah kita dan baru berangkat jam setengah 8 lewat....
karena kita ngaret jalannya, si Amel jadi apees....niatnya berangkat nyusul biar enggak ribet dandanin oges- oges yang dari tadi dandan enggak selesai-selesai (akibat dari keterbatasan alat make up dan muka). akhirnya Amel datang membawa secercah cahaya..(bawa alat make up maksudnya..:p)
susi yang berniat baik mencoba untuk mendandani oges- oges dengan alat make up seadanya, sadar diri dan membuat pengakuan sebelumnya "yang mau di dandanin sama gw, harus rela mukanya jadi mirip sama embak- embak SPG!" . karena oges-oges primitif ini tidak memiliki skill bahkan belum pernah memegang alat- alat modern seperti itu, makanya oges- oges pasrah aja....terbukti ketika Mide alias rahmi gede *notes : kita punya dua Rahmi disini ada Mide alias Rahmi yang badannya gede, dan Micin alias Rahmi cina* mencoba untuk memakai foundation sendiri ke mukanya... gw enggak ngerti kenapa ini anak pake foundation aja otaknya enggak nyampe...(apa karena derajat syarafnya yang geser sudah bertambah besar atau mungkin ada batu nyelip di sekitar otak besar dan otak kecilnya) dia memakai foundation itu dengan sepenuh hati dan sepenuh TELAPAK TANGANNYA! alhasil mukanya keliatan kaya nenek- nenek yang mau maen lenong..___-" ini anak itung-itungan matematikanya aja yang jago, kalo soal beginian bego!!!
dengan polosnya dia bertanya "teman- teman udah rata belom muka gw??". Pengen rasanya gw jawab "muka lo udah rata kok mii...hampir aja gw ga nemu mata sama idung lo dimana!"
akhirnya setelah berlama-lama, berangkatlah kita semua ke studio foto yang letaknya tidak begitu jauh dari kosan....tante Amel yang belum selesai berdandan dan masih ribet samaa bulu mata palsunya akhirnya dengan senang hati kita tinggalin dan menawarkan diri untuk menyusul saja....*julukan baru untuk Amel setelah kejadian ini : :"tante bulu mata palsu"*
sesampainya kita disana....keribetan yang lain muncul....enggak dimanapun oges- oges ini emang kerjaannya bikin ribet....tukang fotonya jadi serba salah sendiri...
Vili : "mas, pake kursi itu aja gimana?" (mas- mas itu berjalan dengan pasrah memindahkan kursi) ,
Dita : "gw enggak mau ngelepas kacamata pokoknya!"
Micin : "gw juga enggak mau!"(kacamata mereka dikhawatirkan mas itu akan memantulkan cahaya blitz dari kamera, akhirnya mas- mas itupun mengalah dan mengambil foto dengan hati-hati)
Titi : " gw duduk apa berdiri nih?",
Susi : "gw mau disebeleh kiri pokoknya!" (pada sesi ini sebenernya si mas tukang foto udah siap dengan kamera di mukanya, tapiiiii..karena titi dan susi yang ingin berpindah tempat,akhirnya menyerahlah si mas-mas tukang foto itu dan menaruh kembali kamera di lehernya).
Tia : "gaya sensual sama alaynya belom!!" (inget kerudung tiii.-_-.)
Amel : "ga ada gaya alay! titik!" (kita semua sudah siap dengan gaya alay natural dan mas-mas itupun sudah siap dengan kameranya, tapi lagi- lagi si mas harus mengalah dan menaruh kameranya kembali) si mas- mas tukang foto ribet kesana kemari ngeladenin oges- oges yang enggak tahu diri...___-"
Mide akhirnya sadar minta maaf ke mas- mas yang udah keliatan letih itu... "mas cape ya mas??maklumin aja ya mas, ibu kosan kita juga sebel kok sama kita!" what de zooong.....-___-"
karena kita ngaret jalannya, si Amel jadi apees....niatnya berangkat nyusul biar enggak ribet dandanin oges- oges yang dari tadi dandan enggak selesai-selesai (akibat dari keterbatasan alat make up dan muka). akhirnya Amel datang membawa secercah cahaya..(bawa alat make up maksudnya..:p)
susi yang berniat baik mencoba untuk mendandani oges- oges dengan alat make up seadanya, sadar diri dan membuat pengakuan sebelumnya "yang mau di dandanin sama gw, harus rela mukanya jadi mirip sama embak- embak SPG!" . karena oges-oges primitif ini tidak memiliki skill bahkan belum pernah memegang alat- alat modern seperti itu, makanya oges- oges pasrah aja....terbukti ketika Mide alias rahmi gede *notes : kita punya dua Rahmi disini ada Mide alias Rahmi yang badannya gede, dan Micin alias Rahmi cina* mencoba untuk memakai foundation sendiri ke mukanya... gw enggak ngerti kenapa ini anak pake foundation aja otaknya enggak nyampe...(apa karena derajat syarafnya yang geser sudah bertambah besar atau mungkin ada batu nyelip di sekitar otak besar dan otak kecilnya) dia memakai foundation itu dengan sepenuh hati dan sepenuh TELAPAK TANGANNYA! alhasil mukanya keliatan kaya nenek- nenek yang mau maen lenong..___-" ini anak itung-itungan matematikanya aja yang jago, kalo soal beginian bego!!!
dengan polosnya dia bertanya "teman- teman udah rata belom muka gw??". Pengen rasanya gw jawab "muka lo udah rata kok mii...hampir aja gw ga nemu mata sama idung lo dimana!"
akhirnya setelah berlama-lama, berangkatlah kita semua ke studio foto yang letaknya tidak begitu jauh dari kosan....tante Amel yang belum selesai berdandan dan masih ribet samaa bulu mata palsunya akhirnya dengan senang hati kita tinggalin dan menawarkan diri untuk menyusul saja....*julukan baru untuk Amel setelah kejadian ini : :"tante bulu mata palsu"*
sesampainya kita disana....keribetan yang lain muncul....enggak dimanapun oges- oges ini emang kerjaannya bikin ribet....tukang fotonya jadi serba salah sendiri...
Vili : "mas, pake kursi itu aja gimana?" (mas- mas itu berjalan dengan pasrah memindahkan kursi) ,
Dita : "gw enggak mau ngelepas kacamata pokoknya!"
Micin : "gw juga enggak mau!"(kacamata mereka dikhawatirkan mas itu akan memantulkan cahaya blitz dari kamera, akhirnya mas- mas itupun mengalah dan mengambil foto dengan hati-hati)
Titi : " gw duduk apa berdiri nih?",
Susi : "gw mau disebeleh kiri pokoknya!" (pada sesi ini sebenernya si mas tukang foto udah siap dengan kamera di mukanya, tapiiiii..karena titi dan susi yang ingin berpindah tempat,akhirnya menyerahlah si mas-mas tukang foto itu dan menaruh kembali kamera di lehernya).
Tia : "gaya sensual sama alaynya belom!!" (inget kerudung tiii.-_-.)
Amel : "ga ada gaya alay! titik!" (kita semua sudah siap dengan gaya alay natural dan mas-mas itupun sudah siap dengan kameranya, tapi lagi- lagi si mas harus mengalah dan menaruh kameranya kembali) si mas- mas tukang foto ribet kesana kemari ngeladenin oges- oges yang enggak tahu diri...___-"
Mide akhirnya sadar minta maaf ke mas- mas yang udah keliatan letih itu... "mas cape ya mas??maklumin aja ya mas, ibu kosan kita juga sebel kok sama kita!" what de zooong.....-___-"
Monday, 28 February 2011
anak kos!
setelah lama merencanakan untuk foto bersama, akhirnya para ogeser (para anggota oges =otak geser) "serius" untuk melakukan misi ini. mulai dari sibuk cari baju (perlu diperhatikan disini, bahwa kami tidak mencarinya di Mall untuk dibeli, melainkan sibuk ngacak-ngacak lemari tetangga untuk dipinjam karena kami amat sangat memperhatikan cost of equety yang gw sendiri ngasal nyebutnya enggak ngerti apa artinya, tapi dalam bahasa yang sederhana itu berarti kami sangat enggak modal), cari sepatu, hunting tempat foto yang bagus (dan lagi- lagi , yang murah...-__-"), sampai ribet nentuin mau naik apa kita kesana....
masalah lain muncul ketika Amel si pawang make- up yang hobinya kaya tante- tante belanja baju seminggu sekali enggak bisa dateng bareng dan memutuskan untuk menyusul dengan alasan masih ada kuliah sore, (tapi gw yakin banget itu cuma alesan, dia enggak mau bareng soalnya enggak mau repot ngedandanin oges- oges liar yang jarang mandi). *notes : Amel selalu mandi 3x sehari pake kembang 7 rupa, makanya badannya enggak pernah bau kambing kaya yang lain*
seminggu ini setiap hari, mereka menyebut perkumpulan enggak penting menjelang foto, yang diadakan di kamar ka Reni (tetua yang tidak bisa diandalkan menjadi tetua, karena otak gesernya sudah stadium akhir) dengan sebutan "rapat", ironis .....___-",
daaaaannnn.....hari ini kami semua memutuskan untuk mencoba baju masing- masing beserta tetek bengek yang akan dipakai pada saat sesi pemotretan .. ini sudah dibicarakan dalam rapat paripurna yang diselenggarakan di kamar tetua tercinta setiap malam....
emang dasar oges....nyoba baju aje pada rebek yeee... ...*padahal gw galau juga mau pake baju merah pinjeman dari dita apa item..>,<*
susi yang frustasi dengan perutnya, akhirnya memutuskan untuk memakai ikat pinggang yang kekecilan itu dikepala ogesnya.. sungguh sangat memalukan....__-"
ditengah keributan dan hiruk pikuk para oges yang biasanya jadi upik abu, dan kemudian dipaksa menjadi cinderella jadi- jadian, (gw sangat yakin cinderella beneran bakalan nangis sebulan enggak berenti- berenti kalau beliau melihat kelakuan para oges- oges ini yang mengaku menjadi beliau), Mide alias rentenir pulsa sibuk promosi barang dagangannya itu dengan semangat 45 dan jiwa sales yang membara, meskipun ia sadar bahwa para calon pembelinya itu bakalan ngutang!
tapi gw bersyukur punya teman- teman oges kaya mereka...:D mereka itu ibarat keluarga kedua buat gw...;)
selain bisa minjem berbagai barang keperluan rumah tangga kaya piring, gelas dan terutama sendal-sendal nganggur yang kadang kalo gw balikin suka enggak utuh dan mereka enggak bisa minjem balik barang- barang ke gw karena gw yang paling miskin sama beginian..haha..sabar ya teman- temanku...;* cuph cuph muuuaaah, mereka juga pendengar yang baik lho...;)
okeeh, gw akan memperkenalkan mereka satu- satu menurut versi gw (karena versi awal sudah pernah dibuat oleh Mide alias Rahmi gede)
*susi : penghuni kamar no. 8 tepatnya disebelah gw. cewek maskulin yang hobi paskibra tapi doyan makanin tisu sama nyuci baju. yang paling suka geje diantara kami. paling rajin berangkat kuliah (terbukti selalu berangkat paling pagi..wuiih) tipe cowok idaman : pokoknya abang- abang sexy yang pake seragam dinas ngetat -_- , kesehatan : paling jarang sakit, tapi paling sering galau...haha...(piss usu..:p)
asmara : single dan sepertinya akan segera menjadi double...:)
*ka reni : penghuni kamar no. 14. badanya kecil, imut-imut kaya marmut tapi suaranya membahana suka banget makan ikan lele..keibuan...bahkan udah kaya ibu-ibu beneran haha..;p..gw yakin banget kalo udah jadi ibu ibu beneran ini orang bakal bakal kaya emak gw = BAWEL tipe cowok idaman : abang-abang AKIP
kesehatan : alhamdulillah cuma otaknya aja yang sakit.....asmara : yakin berjodoh...;) tinggal menunggu undangan saja..hoho
*titi : kamar no. 15. mungkin dia adalah cewek yang paling sholeha yang cita-cita nya kerja di bank syariah, hobinya tidur di kamar ka Reni!!! ga tau kenapa ini bocah enggak pernah betah tidur dikamar sendiri...__-" mungkin orang-orang tidak akan menyangka kalau dia adalah salah satu penderita oges,tetapi setelah berbincang 15 menit dengan dia, anda pasti akan merasa khawatir.....
kesehatan : kurang asupan gizi...*padahal makannya tiap hari daging ayam*, cowok idaman : anak pesantren jelas.. asmara : TAARUF yeey...
Tia : kamar no.7. suka rempong, lelet, paling sering menjajah gw! >.< sangat suka bersosialisasi, rame, kata anak2 dia itu soulmate gw yang paling sering gw repotin...haha, gw sempet bingung, ini anak doyan banget tidur di lantai...mungkin emang jiwanya kuli kali yaaak....kesehatan : diinjek gajah pun enggak akan kenapa2 kayanyaa....cowok idaman : enggak muluk2, yang penting kaya, ganteng, dan pintar!!! yang bisa bayarin jalan- jalan ke eropa.. ngook ah!... asmara : suram...no comment!
Dita :kebalikannya si tia, ini anak komputer banget, suka autis sendiri sama laptopnya. salah satu yang paling tinggi tingkat kegalauannya diantara kami. gw baru sadar akhir-akhir ini, kalo ternyata anak ini adalah penyuka BERONDONG!
kesehatan : bermasalah dengan perut. cowok idaman : borondong mameeen... asmara : berliku- liku...haha aseek dah....
vili : penghuni kamar no.6. cocok banget gantiin ibu2 perpus yang rapi dan galak. seperti kata Mide, kasurnya rapi tanpa kerutan! tidak seperti anak kosan yang lainnya, vili selalu tidur dibawah jam 9, kaya ade gw yang umurnya 4 taun..___-". bangun paling pagi, tinggal bawa pentungan, cocok jadi ibu- ibu galak asrama yang bangunin anak- anak malesnya yang biasa bangun paling pagi jam 7!
kesehatan : Tidur = Sehat! cowok idaman : abang pilarrrrr...... asmara : malu- malu e'ek kucing...hihi
Amel : penghuni kamar no.16 identik dengan tante- tante metropolis yang hobi belanja dan ke salon...
kesehatan : autis tingkat akut , Cowok idaman : yang penting tajir dan bisa diajak belanja...(gw juga mau! ;p) asmara : ??????!!!!!!&*%^&
Micin : penghuni kamar no. 19 paling manja diantara yang lain...suka sama yang lucu2, tapi gampang di begoin... kalau dia lagi ketawa, tinggalin aja...*lagi melek aja matanya cuma segaris* , kata- kata pamungkasnya adalah "hai Genk" (gw sempat menyimpulkan kata "genk" ini adalah singkatan dari begenk , yang mencerminkan ukuran tubuhnya)
kesehatan : sakit jiwa! cowok idaman : badanya tegap, palanya botak- botak licin, asmara : lancar kaya jalan tol..
Mide : penghuni kamar no.20 tukang pulsa murah hati (apa mungkin tingkat ke bloonannya sudah sangat menghawatirkan) yang membiarkan para oges membeli pulsa tanpa membayar! boleh dicicil seumur hidup *kata tia*.
kesehatan : sama seperti yang lain...cacat mental! cowok idaman : Wayne Roney. asmara : misterius (meskipun mengaku memiliki pacar, kita belum pernah melihat wujudnya) kenalin napa miii.....
begitulah kehidupan di kosan ini hari ini....
semoga besok tidak ada kebodohan - kebodohan lain yang dibuat oleh mereka ya Allah....amiiin....
masalah lain muncul ketika Amel si pawang make- up yang hobinya kaya tante- tante belanja baju seminggu sekali enggak bisa dateng bareng dan memutuskan untuk menyusul dengan alasan masih ada kuliah sore, (tapi gw yakin banget itu cuma alesan, dia enggak mau bareng soalnya enggak mau repot ngedandanin oges- oges liar yang jarang mandi). *notes : Amel selalu mandi 3x sehari pake kembang 7 rupa, makanya badannya enggak pernah bau kambing kaya yang lain*
seminggu ini setiap hari, mereka menyebut perkumpulan enggak penting menjelang foto, yang diadakan di kamar ka Reni (tetua yang tidak bisa diandalkan menjadi tetua, karena otak gesernya sudah stadium akhir) dengan sebutan "rapat", ironis .....___-",
daaaaannnn.....hari ini kami semua memutuskan untuk mencoba baju masing- masing beserta tetek bengek yang akan dipakai pada saat sesi pemotretan .. ini sudah dibicarakan dalam rapat paripurna yang diselenggarakan di kamar tetua tercinta setiap malam....
emang dasar oges....nyoba baju aje pada rebek yeee... ...*padahal gw galau juga mau pake baju merah pinjeman dari dita apa item..>,<*
susi yang frustasi dengan perutnya, akhirnya memutuskan untuk memakai ikat pinggang yang kekecilan itu dikepala ogesnya.. sungguh sangat memalukan....__-"
ditengah keributan dan hiruk pikuk para oges yang biasanya jadi upik abu, dan kemudian dipaksa menjadi cinderella jadi- jadian, (gw sangat yakin cinderella beneran bakalan nangis sebulan enggak berenti- berenti kalau beliau melihat kelakuan para oges- oges ini yang mengaku menjadi beliau), Mide alias rentenir pulsa sibuk promosi barang dagangannya itu dengan semangat 45 dan jiwa sales yang membara, meskipun ia sadar bahwa para calon pembelinya itu bakalan ngutang!
tapi gw bersyukur punya teman- teman oges kaya mereka...:D mereka itu ibarat keluarga kedua buat gw...;)
selain bisa minjem berbagai barang keperluan rumah tangga kaya piring, gelas dan terutama sendal-sendal nganggur yang kadang kalo gw balikin suka enggak utuh dan mereka enggak bisa minjem balik barang- barang ke gw karena gw yang paling miskin sama beginian..haha..sabar ya teman- temanku...;* cuph cuph muuuaaah, mereka juga pendengar yang baik lho...;)
okeeh, gw akan memperkenalkan mereka satu- satu menurut versi gw (karena versi awal sudah pernah dibuat oleh Mide alias Rahmi gede)
*susi : penghuni kamar no. 8 tepatnya disebelah gw. cewek maskulin yang hobi paskibra tapi doyan makanin tisu sama nyuci baju. yang paling suka geje diantara kami. paling rajin berangkat kuliah (terbukti selalu berangkat paling pagi..wuiih) tipe cowok idaman : pokoknya abang- abang sexy yang pake seragam dinas ngetat -_- , kesehatan : paling jarang sakit, tapi paling sering galau...haha...(piss usu..:p)
asmara : single dan sepertinya akan segera menjadi double...:)
*ka reni : penghuni kamar no. 14. badanya kecil, imut-imut kaya marmut tapi suaranya membahana suka banget makan ikan lele..keibuan...bahkan udah kaya ibu-ibu beneran haha..;p..gw yakin banget kalo udah jadi ibu ibu beneran ini orang bakal bakal kaya emak gw = BAWEL tipe cowok idaman : abang-abang AKIP
kesehatan : alhamdulillah cuma otaknya aja yang sakit.....asmara : yakin berjodoh...;) tinggal menunggu undangan saja..hoho
*titi : kamar no. 15. mungkin dia adalah cewek yang paling sholeha yang cita-cita nya kerja di bank syariah, hobinya tidur di kamar ka Reni!!! ga tau kenapa ini bocah enggak pernah betah tidur dikamar sendiri...__-" mungkin orang-orang tidak akan menyangka kalau dia adalah salah satu penderita oges,tetapi setelah berbincang 15 menit dengan dia, anda pasti akan merasa khawatir.....
kesehatan : kurang asupan gizi...*padahal makannya tiap hari daging ayam*, cowok idaman : anak pesantren jelas.. asmara : TAARUF yeey...
Tia : kamar no.7. suka rempong, lelet, paling sering menjajah gw! >.< sangat suka bersosialisasi, rame, kata anak2 dia itu soulmate gw yang paling sering gw repotin...haha, gw sempet bingung, ini anak doyan banget tidur di lantai...mungkin emang jiwanya kuli kali yaaak....kesehatan : diinjek gajah pun enggak akan kenapa2 kayanyaa....cowok idaman : enggak muluk2, yang penting kaya, ganteng, dan pintar!!! yang bisa bayarin jalan- jalan ke eropa.. ngook ah!... asmara : suram...no comment!
Dita :kebalikannya si tia, ini anak komputer banget, suka autis sendiri sama laptopnya. salah satu yang paling tinggi tingkat kegalauannya diantara kami. gw baru sadar akhir-akhir ini, kalo ternyata anak ini adalah penyuka BERONDONG!
kesehatan : bermasalah dengan perut. cowok idaman : borondong mameeen... asmara : berliku- liku...haha aseek dah....
vili : penghuni kamar no.6. cocok banget gantiin ibu2 perpus yang rapi dan galak. seperti kata Mide, kasurnya rapi tanpa kerutan! tidak seperti anak kosan yang lainnya, vili selalu tidur dibawah jam 9, kaya ade gw yang umurnya 4 taun..___-". bangun paling pagi, tinggal bawa pentungan, cocok jadi ibu- ibu galak asrama yang bangunin anak- anak malesnya yang biasa bangun paling pagi jam 7!
kesehatan : Tidur = Sehat! cowok idaman : abang pilarrrrr...... asmara : malu- malu e'ek kucing...hihi
Amel : penghuni kamar no.16 identik dengan tante- tante metropolis yang hobi belanja dan ke salon...
kesehatan : autis tingkat akut , Cowok idaman : yang penting tajir dan bisa diajak belanja...(gw juga mau! ;p) asmara : ??????!!!!!!&*%^&
Micin : penghuni kamar no. 19 paling manja diantara yang lain...suka sama yang lucu2, tapi gampang di begoin... kalau dia lagi ketawa, tinggalin aja...*lagi melek aja matanya cuma segaris* , kata- kata pamungkasnya adalah "hai Genk" (gw sempat menyimpulkan kata "genk" ini adalah singkatan dari begenk , yang mencerminkan ukuran tubuhnya)
kesehatan : sakit jiwa! cowok idaman : badanya tegap, palanya botak- botak licin, asmara : lancar kaya jalan tol..
Mide : penghuni kamar no.20 tukang pulsa murah hati (apa mungkin tingkat ke bloonannya sudah sangat menghawatirkan) yang membiarkan para oges membeli pulsa tanpa membayar! boleh dicicil seumur hidup *kata tia*.
kesehatan : sama seperti yang lain...cacat mental! cowok idaman : Wayne Roney. asmara : misterius (meskipun mengaku memiliki pacar, kita belum pernah melihat wujudnya) kenalin napa miii.....
begitulah kehidupan di kosan ini hari ini....
semoga besok tidak ada kebodohan - kebodohan lain yang dibuat oleh mereka ya Allah....amiiin....
Saturday, 12 February 2011
smile everywhere you are...;)
smile is a little thing....but have a big power inside...
you can make others happy just by smiling....;) (if you dont believe me, just try!)
Making others happy is one of the best ways to have a beautiful day yourself, right??!!
if you just have an unfriendly face and never put a smile on your face, the people arround you may feel unconfortable to be around you.....
whatever your feeling,or when you are not in a good mood, you have to try at least smiling to them....
smile is one of the most obvious and effective methods of non-verbal communication with others....a smile means that you are glad to meet them...it could means " hi..im happy that you are here"...what a nice world!!!
a smile can easily brighten up everybody's mood...eventhought that they are in a crazy situation....
one example that a smile has its power, if you want to buy something in one store, even though they have exactly what you need or better, i bet that you decide to walk away because the seller doesn’t look welcoming at all...because he/she doesnt want to show his/her friendliness by smiling at you....
smile can change everything!!! and it is simple and easy to do....
so, just try to smile everywhere you are guys.....;)
you can make others happy just by smiling....;) (if you dont believe me, just try!)
Making others happy is one of the best ways to have a beautiful day yourself, right??!!
if you just have an unfriendly face and never put a smile on your face, the people arround you may feel unconfortable to be around you.....
whatever your feeling,or when you are not in a good mood, you have to try at least smiling to them....
smile is one of the most obvious and effective methods of non-verbal communication with others....a smile means that you are glad to meet them...it could means " hi..im happy that you are here"...what a nice world!!!
a smile can easily brighten up everybody's mood...eventhought that they are in a crazy situation....
one example that a smile has its power, if you want to buy something in one store, even though they have exactly what you need or better, i bet that you decide to walk away because the seller doesn’t look welcoming at all...because he/she doesnt want to show his/her friendliness by smiling at you....
smile can change everything!!! and it is simple and easy to do....
so, just try to smile everywhere you are guys.....;)
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